Dick Morris Strikes Out BIGTIME!!!
Bridges Burned in U.S., Political King Maker Hits Africa
Political consultant Dick Morris, who rose to prominence as a key adviser for President Bill Clinton and then fell from grace after a scandal involving a prostitute, has surfaced as a political consultant in an unlikely place -- Kenya.
Leading presidential candidate Raila Odinga has brought Morris on as a consultant to help him beat incumbent President Mwai Kibaki in next month's elections. Last week Morris arrived in Kenya on a tourist visa and held a press conference saying he believed Odinga was poised to win the election.
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Poor little dick. I mean... Dick. Having lost all credibility here in the United States, he'd been reduced to becoming a Fox News commentator. Then it seems he sought to sell his vast expertise (on what? Toe-sucking?) to a political candidate in Kenya.
Dick's not-so-little problem was that he entered Kenya on a tourist visa, not a work visa. This ought to have been a clue to his Kenyan bosses that Dickie wasn't exactly the brightest bulb in the drawer.
So, rather than keep a low profile like most undocumented workers try to do, what does Dickie do instead? He calls an international press conference - starring himself - to announce his new job appointment. LOL.
The poor candidate and his qualifications (or lack thereof) for the job are positively drowned out in the ensuing national scandal played out in the Kenyan media all about Dickie's kinky predeliction for sucking the toes of prostitutes and his failure to pay income taxes in the USA.
And the Kenyan government, after taking the time to be offended that anyone would be so brazen in violating their immigration laws, decides to arrest Mr. Morris.
So one day after announcing at an international press conference that he has come to change the future of Kenyan politics, Dick is skedaddling out of town on the next flight out, just ahead of the law. Kenyan authorities have promised to arrest him should he return.
Poor little dick. What's a boy to do for a career these days?
RELATED STORY ON DICK MORRIS: Dick Morris: I’m Leaving if Hillary Wins - "Political strategist Dick Morris is so disgusted by the prospect of a Hillary Clinton presidency that he’s announced he’ll leave the country if she wins the Democratic nomination..."
Political consultant Dick Morris, who rose to prominence as a key adviser for President Bill Clinton and then fell from grace after a scandal involving a prostitute, has surfaced as a political consultant in an unlikely place -- Kenya.
Leading presidential candidate Raila Odinga has brought Morris on as a consultant to help him beat incumbent President Mwai Kibaki in next month's elections. Last week Morris arrived in Kenya on a tourist visa and held a press conference saying he believed Odinga was poised to win the election.
MORE...
Poor little dick. I mean... Dick. Having lost all credibility here in the United States, he'd been reduced to becoming a Fox News commentator. Then it seems he sought to sell his vast expertise (on what? Toe-sucking?) to a political candidate in Kenya.
Dick's not-so-little problem was that he entered Kenya on a tourist visa, not a work visa. This ought to have been a clue to his Kenyan bosses that Dickie wasn't exactly the brightest bulb in the drawer.
So, rather than keep a low profile like most undocumented workers try to do, what does Dickie do instead? He calls an international press conference - starring himself - to announce his new job appointment. LOL.
The poor candidate and his qualifications (or lack thereof) for the job are positively drowned out in the ensuing national scandal played out in the Kenyan media all about Dickie's kinky predeliction for sucking the toes of prostitutes and his failure to pay income taxes in the USA.
And the Kenyan government, after taking the time to be offended that anyone would be so brazen in violating their immigration laws, decides to arrest Mr. Morris.
So one day after announcing at an international press conference that he has come to change the future of Kenyan politics, Dick is skedaddling out of town on the next flight out, just ahead of the law. Kenyan authorities have promised to arrest him should he return.
Poor little dick. What's a boy to do for a career these days?
RELATED STORY ON DICK MORRIS: Dick Morris: I’m Leaving if Hillary Wins - "Political strategist Dick Morris is so disgusted by the prospect of a Hillary Clinton presidency that he’s announced he’ll leave the country if she wins the Democratic nomination..."
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