Waterboarding, U.S.A.

Islamic Rage Boy Sings "Infidels" (Jingle Bells)

More Free Political Bumper Stickers for Your Blog, Website, forums, emails, etc.

You can find more in my earlier post here. Please download images to your own computer. Do not directly link (hotlink) to any images here. I often reorganize and change folders and file names and you may end up with a broken image link if you hotlink any images here. Also, I sometimes change the image to something embarrassing to the hotlinkers. You do not have to link back to my blog to use the images but it would be nice if you could. Don't sweat it, though.

Free Political Bumper Stickers for Your Blog, Website, forums, emails, etc.

Please download any image you wish to use to your own hard drive (usually by RIGHT-clicking on the image). Do not DIRECT LINK (hotlink) to these images. I often change directories or delete items and occasionally will substitute something rather embarrassing for the hotlinkers, so thanks for not doing that. You don't really have to link to my blog for using these images, but it would be nice if you did. Enjoy!

Presidential Sex Tapes

Description: President George W. Bush needs money bad to pay for the war in Iraq, so former president Bill Clinton has an idea - they should make a "Sex tape, baby!" just like Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton! Sung to Kid Rock's "Cowboy," George and Bill just need a hi-8 and some drunk interns for their presidential sex tape, then the girls can come "and take a ride on Air Force One." Now if they can just keep Hillary away.....

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Olbermann Reads Irreverent O'Reilly Comic Strip On-Air, Mocks Falafel Scandal

Friday night on "Countdown," Keith Olbermann closed the program with a dramatic reading of a Tom Tomorrow comic strip mocking Bill O'Reilly. To adequately channel the voice of the cartoon, Olbermann read the comic as O'Reilly himself. The comic happened to mention O'Reilly's superior ratings and Olbermann's small penis, as well as a few references to Bill O'Reilly's phone sex/falafel scandal of years past. Watch, and try to keep from laughing out loud if you're at the office.
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George W. Bush Joke

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight...

The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist...

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"

Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

Political Blogs

So... being the political junikie that I am, I am constantly looking for new political blogs to explore as well as revisiting old favorites. So, I decided to see what I could see at Google Blog Search and here are a few of the blogs Google says answer to the tag of "politics":

Real Clear Politics
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Polls Show Tight Race For Hastert Seat; Kerry Vows to Disprove Swift Boat Claims; Looking Ahead To 2010; Barry Bonds indicted on perjury and obstruction of justice charges in steroid case.

The Caucus (New York Times Political Blog)
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Politics, Vegas Style; Sunday’s Breakfast Menu, Nov. 18; Behind Clinton’s Diamonds and Pearls; All Politics Is Local; Turning the B-Word Into Cash

Chris Pirillo
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: How to Make Games; Instant Messenger Virus; Open Source Backup Program for Windows; The Internet is Shaping Politics - Ron Paul

Politics Blog
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Straight Reggie Bushin'; Herschel: "Once again, you are using your public office as an appendage of your political campaign." ; Mud and Guts

Burma Sitmone Weblog
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Chinese Communist hate Freedom Of Burma!; Burmese bloggers are united; Life under Military Boots, Latest News from Burma at MoMakha

Politickles - jokes and political cartoons
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: George Bush on “We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world”;

Pakistan Politics
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Govt Notifies Newspapers Not to Discuss Geo TV Shut Down; Background on Hardline Islamists Who Beat Up Imran Khan; Letter From Activist Lawyer in Karachi;

Politics Junky
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: But the Dems are cutting earmarks in half...; Rudy's New Ad - I Kicked New York's Ass; Ron Paul's voting record; 25% of homeless Americans are veterans; Clinton Caught with Planted Questions; early Guiliani political ad with Donna Hanover

Politics & Funk
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Does Pat Robertson Hate You? ; Don Vito, Ralph Nader, and My Green-Fringed Jacket Listen to Simon and Garfunkel Together on Halloween and Marvel at the Cold, Moonless Night

'08 Roadies (Salon.com)
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Why Britney Spears should be a campaign reporter; Politics ain't beanbag

Daily Kos
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Sunday Talk: Gobble Gobble Up Those Savings Edition; Blackwater : The Great Dismal Swamp Part II ; the whores of war; Distorting the IAEA report on Iran; Antibiotics, Evolution, and Creationism

Hang Right Politics
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: The Candidates on Illegal Immigration: Mike Huckabee; Disgrace In Cambridge; CNN - Even Libs Think They’re the Clinton News Network; Unstoppable Farce; The continual perpetuation of BDS.; Examining BDS: Is Reason The Real Enemy?

Future Majority
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: YDA Day 2: Building Consensus; CNN Gets it Wrong Wrong Wrong... Again; Obama in Iowa: Pro and Con; Blitzer You Ignorant Slut

YP4 (Young People For)
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: The Right's Attack on the Black Church; Olga Reyes: Victim of "Pro-Life" Politics; Expunge Neoliberalism; water is a human right, why is it so elusive?; Senate fails to help DREAM of immigrant students

ChronWatch
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: "No Child Left Behind" Should Be Left Behind; Pin the Noose on the Honky; FISA Football; Politics, American Style?; Success in Targeting Terrorists

Radical Left
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Clip: Fox News Porn; The Pharmaceutical Industry: Creating Mental Illness for Profit; Economy: America Is a Beached Whale; Facing Economic Collapse: Hedge Fund Managers Jump to Their Deaths; American Men Want Their Women to Be Weak; Fox News: Sex, Hamburgers & Hypocrisy; At Last! Bush Receives Treatment for His Psychotic Attacks

Politics and Christianity
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Al Sharpton, Hate Crimes, and Justice; How Did The Truth Hold Up In The Democratic Debate; NY Firefighters Considering Swift-Boating Giuliani; John McCain and the 13th Imam; Clinton Said To Have Scandalous Information On Obama; Clinton Tags Romney As A Flip-Flopper

Undernews
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: JUDGE BULLIES PARENTS OVER VACCINATIONS; NBC Fires 90% of Saturday Night Live Production Staff; HOW JOHN KERRY SWIFTBOATED HIMSELF; Obama Responds to Alleged Clinton Rumors of Scandal

Charlotte Gore
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: BBC Bring Up Dirty Campaigning; The Big Unanswered Question

Gun Legislation & Politics in New York
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Schumer’s pandering part 3; Tom Tancredo at NRA’s Celebration of American Values Conference; Police: Robber shoots himself during home invasion

Politics and Pigskins
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Ed's Sunday Sermon: Religionism vs. Deism (Part 1)

Heavy-Handed Politics
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Judicial Watch Lawsuit: No Driver's Licenses for Illegal Aliens; Palestinian National and Former Colombian Detective Plead Guilty to Conspiring to Support the FARC And Alien Smuggling: Jersey's Counterterror Farce

Davenetics
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: An Open Response to Halle Berry; 80s Overdrive; History Goes Through Afghanistan; Falling Out of Love; Rubber Duckies on a Fantastic Voyage; Tom Cruise and Hitler

Wonkette
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Hollywood Moguls Hate Christmas; Bob Allen Sentenced, Resigns; Karl Rove Has Advice for Obama?; Get This Look: "Hillary Does Las Vegas" Eyes; Iraq to Attack Arizona

The Decembrist
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Of Coups, Their Plotters, and the Next Era of Politics; It's All the Liberals' Fault, or Maybe George Soros's; The Pure Centrists of America / Go Crazy; The Last Refuge; Who is "Serious" About Terrorism?

Poliblog
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Yet Another Narcosub Found in Colombia; The Pending Changes in Venezuela; Court May Have Derailed Early Primary in Michigan; From the “Not all Systems of Morality are Equal” File

The Raw Story
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: TUCKER: Why isn’t Dennis Kucinich a frontrunner?; Renters are losing their homes without missing a payment; Pro-waterboarding professor: 'Sometimes torture works'; Lebanese spy to return to CIA despite lies to Gov't?; Fox's Chris Wallace: CNN debate made me 'even stupider'

Think Progress
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Kos, Rove columns debut in Newsweek.; Hume: Bush Is Bringing The Troops Home, Time To ‘Declare Victory’ In Iraq; IPCC report warns of urgent need to act on global warming. ; Coburn removes secrecy measure from transportation bill.; Bush nominates judges who donated to his campaign.

Little Green Footballs
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Jacobsen: 'Suspicious Incident' on Flight to Milwaukee; Fjordman's Obsession; US Pressuring Israel; New York Times Reveals Pakistani Nuke Secrets; Steyn: The World Should Give Thanks for America

Huffington Post
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Giuliani Jets To Campaign Stops Using Casino Kingpin's Plane; Benazir Bhutto Slams Musharraf In New CNN Interview; Another Shot Fired In NY Times Op-Ed War Over Reagan And Racism; Student Says CNN Made Her Ask Hillary The “Diamonds vs Pearls” Question

Instapundit
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: IRAN SURRENDERS IN IRAQ: I credit the new Democratic congress!; HOW YOU CAN HELP Bangladesh cyclone victims; BILL O'REILLY spotted in Afghanistan.; REP. WILLIAM JEFFERSON accused of two more schemes.

Eschaton
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Suck On This; Wanker of the Day; Rudy's Their Guy; Beautiful Loserdom; War Is the Solution to All of Our Problems

Crooks and Liars
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: The Shock Doctrine - Firedoglake Book Salon Hosts Naomi Klein; Face The Nation: Congressional Gridlock; FNS: Hume says Democrats want to lose the war; John Edwards at the Global Warming Debate

Common Dreams
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: VIDEO OF TASER DEATH SPARKS PROBE, ANGERS CANADIANS; TOP POLLUTER ALSO TOP GIVER US ENERGY CO. LINKED TO BUSH; Invaders and Allies Ignore Iraq’s Humanitarian Crisis; On the Verge of Democracy Collapse Disorder; Sudan: Civilians Driven Into Camps, Then the Bush

AMERICAblog
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: A disturbing story that only the immigrant bashers could love; Mediterranean Sea is in serious trouble; When pop culture starts dissing the dollar, we're in trouble; Dems embrace blogosphere for next year's convention, Repubs not so much

Andrew Sullivan
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Reminiscing About Mailer; Goodbye To All That; The Waterboarding Artist; The True Cost Of The War; CNN's Rigged Debate?

Powerline
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Lawyers for Fred; Israel rescues England; Barack Obama, Neocon; Blogworld, the Video;

Hot Air
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Blogging the Qur’an: Sura 9, “Repentance,” verses 6-14; Audio Bombshell: Vilsack admits SCHIP is a Trojan Horse for socialized medicine; New Jihad Watch: The Islam is Peace Campaign’s Government Angle; Videos: Hillary denies, then plays the gender card and Edwards gets booed

Captain's Quarters
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: The Swiss Option; Right Question, Wrong Questioner; Note To Post: Some Subtlety Required; Define 'Undecided'; The Altered Calculus Of Risk

Talking Points Memo
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Ted Olson makes a funny; FEMA Trailer Dwellers Seeking Court-Ordered Safety Tests; Buzzy Gives Dirt On Cookie To Waxman; Friedman envisions Obama-Cheney '08; Why Regan matters to Rudy

Jesus' General
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Fox News: Values Network for Adults Only; Department of Book Reports 42: The Sex Club; Duck Hunting with Dick and Dancing Liberally; A march, a boy, his calf, and Jesus; Glenn Beck, Commie Hunter

The Unapologetic Mexican
SAMPLE HEADLINES/STORIES FROM THIS SITE: Tucker on Bizarro Tube; You Are a Declining Empire...; Bangladesh Cyclone Kills Thousands; Overtaking the Joneses

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Adam Gadahn's American Meltdown

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Rudy and the Ferrets

This is freakin' hysterical. Guiliani is a very funny guy. LISTEN TO THE MP3 FILE. Your next President?

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Great Political Quotes

"In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes." Adlai Stevenson

"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep." Clinton aide George Stephanopolous

"The Internet is a gateway to get on the net." Bob Dole

"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming." Jimmy Carter

"I have orders to be awakened at any time in the case of a national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting." Ronald Reagan

"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another." George Bush

"I'm glad I'm not Brezhnev. Being the Russian leader in the Kremlin. You never know if someone's tape recording what you say." Richard Nixon

"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them." George Bush

"Politics is supposed be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first." Ronald Reagan

"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans." Ronald Reagan

"I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon." Ronald Reagan

"When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal." Richard Nixon

"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before." Dwight D. Eisenhower

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." David Dinkins, New York City Mayor

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." Hillary Clinton

"You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." Al Capone

"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks." Robin Williams

"Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in." Harry S. Truman

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago." Dan Quayle

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." Charles de Gaulle

"Traditionally most of Australia's imports come from overseas." Keppel Enderbery

"When you say you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice." Otto Von Bismark

"It is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed." Lenin

"The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from red people." James Rado

"We expect the Salvadorean officials to work towards the extermination of human rights." Dan Quayle

"Chamberlain seemed such a nice old gentleman that I thought I would give him my autograph." Adolf Hitler

"Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied." Otto Von Bismark

"Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least." Robert Byrne

"Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people." Oscar Wilde

"I do not belong to any organized political party: I'm a democrat." Will Rogers

"Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable." John Galbraith

"A danger sign of the lapse from true skepticism in to dogmatism is an inability to respect those who disagree." Dr. Leonard George

"Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions. It is the one un-American act that could most easily defeat us." Justice William O. Douglas

"Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." Mark Twain

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell

"Where books are burned, human beings are destined to be burned too." Heinrich Heine, a German-Jewish poet

"In religion and politics people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination." Mark Twain

"Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck the government.'" Lenny Bruce

A Guide To Politics

Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

Pure socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

Bureaucratic socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and as many eggs as the regulations say you should need.

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

Pure communism: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

Russian communism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

Dictatorship: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

Singaporean democracy: You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.

Militarianism: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

Pure democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

Representative democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

American democracy: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate."

British democracy: You have two cows. You feed them sheep's brains and they go mad. The government doesn't do anything.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

Anarchy: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to kill you and take the cows.

Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Hong Kong capitalism: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly-listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt / equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the fung shiu is bad.

Environmentalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.

Feminism: You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.

Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.

Political correctness: You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallo-centric, war-mongering, intolerant past) two differently-aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.

Counter culture: Wow, dude, there's like... these two cows, man. You got to have some of this milk.

Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Libertarianism: You have two cows. One has actually read the constitution, believes in it, and has some really good ideas about government. The cow runs for office, and while most people agree that the cow is the best candidate, nobody except the other cow votes for her because they think it would be "throwing their vote away."